The latest tweets from @iluvkarlrahner
@imyourkatieque Killed it
#mideastcorn Don't wank it, but if yer gonna, Jesus Sunny Dennis stop hating on the homeless!
#mideastcorn Hey don't jerk it, but if you must... at least stay away from the vacuum cleaner
Hey everyone, I'm doing real well and also started a social account just for my stalking pix.
@jazzsandwich That's so thoughtful. The only one I haven't read is by Kevin Bazzana. It's tough to find.
Need help being a punk-ass. Which one do I get more of?
@TookyMonster I really want examples, if you have a sec
RT @melshocker: Can I add you to a mailing list about Storytime at the Ape's Nest? Provide your email if so.
Uber guy has conspiracy theory involving Olympics, highways, Florida spaghetti (?!?), & phrase 'screwed blued & tattoed'. Do I ask him out?
EVERYONE JUST STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED HELPFUL