The latest tweets from @iluvkarlrahner
#MidEastCorn What've you been bitten by? Ooh, a stepmom!
#MidEastCorn fave mythical creature = the half-sad half-gay "All-Denim"
@imyourkatieque Ahem! *bleed everywhere*
Shout-out to the dumb dude who interrupted me 14 times in 6 minutes yesterday, but then shut up all of a sudden and… twitter.com/i/web/status/96610…
@OwenLinders Hockey goal compilation vids are how I cheer myself up now that I've seen every cat and tiny food item.
Wanna get better looking every year without working at it? You might think it's impossible, but it works for death.
@andreysitnik I work in the building in this pic, and can confirm the world around it has changed none, as in zero.
RT @BostonHassle: this is bed time stories for wild children. Story time at the Ape’s Nest features tales backed by live experimental… https://t.co/PiO6B2xb8n
The worst time getting over an illness is definitely that day my cough stops scaring strangers
I smile at women in leopard print leggings now, if you wanna know how my emotional growth is going
@mrwillmartin Punctuated by occasional decent pizza, yes.
I know lifehacks are passé, but honestly if you get 6 or 7 of those gig economy jobs, everything is such an emergen… twitter.com/i/web/status/95842…