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On The Pedestrian Side lp

$10.00

lp
2016/2011-2014
new
This is a proper songs project that grew, very slowly, out of a live show I played in 2011 where I played the ukulele and sang Ennio Morricone covers. It has no real instruments, as I made it while living inside a small, illegal space without any room for them. Nearly everything you hear is a sample from an lp, or a midi-generated sound, or a voice imitating an instrument. It took forever!
Tracklisting: Will There Be Yodeling In Heaven, Yaadon Ki Baaraat, Is It Really Me, Cold Enough To Love, Run Angel Run, I Prefer You, Run Angel Run, Millicent Bell, I Wonder As I Wander, Palestine, The Knife I Carry.
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coraks

Angela Sawyer Croaks lp

$10.00

lp
2016
new
Here’s a record I made this year in my room. One side is nothing but gargling noises, and the other side is nothing but hooting noises. It’s also available through Feeding Tube, Forced Exposure, Deep Thoughts, etc.
Tracklisting: Croaks, Honks.
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Negative One 7 inch

$8.00

7 inch
2016/2015
new
Local Boston hardcore band of which I am the singer, with lyrics inspired entirely by the shittiest scene punks in the area. Official bio:
*THIS BAND IS TIRED OF ALL THE BULLSHIT AND HATES YOU.
*THIS BAND IS FULL OF UNFAIR, ARROGANT, INSENSITIVE ASSHOLES WHO WILL NOT PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SPECIAL FEELINGS.
*THIS BAND BEGAN AFTER SEVERAL SPECIFIC, REAL-LIFE PEOPLE IN BOSTON RUINED A LONGSTANDING UNDERGROUND MUSIC VENUE. YOU ARE PROBABLY ONE OF THEM SO FUCK YOU.
When asked for details about their history, the band said only, “FUCK ALL SHITPEOPLE EVERYWHERE.”
Tracklisting: Thumbs Down, Walls Keep Us Divided, 9 to 5, Digital Duality, Please Relocate, Call Out Culture, Pointing the Finger, Hate Is a Faucet, You Lack Direction, We Guilt This City, Policin the Scene, Social Justice, Negative One.
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14130

Duck That Eggs

$10.00

cd
2012/2009
new
Here’s a long-in-the-making record by my improv trio where everybody plays game calls (the little plastic toys that hunters use to make animals come close enough to shoot). Steve Norton & Josh Jefferson are flat-out astonishing players who both make horrific scatalogical noises on a variety of odd reed instruments, including baritone sax, bass clarinet, etc. They’re both super quick, and I spend most of my time in the band just trying to keep up with them. Lots of hook-and-eye structures and, at least on my part, attempts to rip off Mauricio Kagel’s ‘Exotica’. Mostly recorded in the tiny secret dungeon underneath Weirdo, and paid for with the bits & donations we got from playing basements, living rooms, & neglected public buildings around Boston over the last few years.
Tracklisting: How to Call Ducks, Michael and Brad Go To the Brattle, Cough Your Way Out of That One, Continuous G Snotnose, The Ideal Movements of the Criminal the Diseased and the Cripple, H.A.P.P.Y., A Man Jumps From the Passenger Platform, Double Demand, The Problem Begins When One Forgets the Artificiality of It All, ()()(()()(())()()((())())()()(())(, Retro A-1 Wins, Yo Vivia en las Montanas (for Lexie).
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16642

Preggy Peggy & the Lazy Babymakers City That Bleeds lp

$13.00

lp
2014/2012
Solo vocals by me, the owner of Weirdo. Little while back I went to Baltimore for a few days to play at the long running High Zero festival. Since I very rarely got time away from my desk, it seemed like an opportune time to make a record. So I did that while sitting inside my rental car. It was hot in there, quiet & humid outside, and the kids and moms walking by on the leafy sidewalk gave me some pretty funny looks. I used a digital handheld recorder, my phone as 2nd recorder/delay pedal, and a laptop to clean things up a bit while waiting around at the festival. Atmospheric if you keep the volume low, a little scarier if you turn it up, and it’s the first lp release that I’ve pressed of my own stuff. Whispers, whoops, gargles & a few doors opening & closing, but otherwise, no instruments & all batteries. Previously on a cassette label in Australia.
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