Ngai Kai Lam The Seventh Curse dvdr

dvdr
2011/1986
new
Aka 'Yuan Zhen Xia yu Wei Si Li'. Impossible to follow, overly violent Hong Kong plot, but basically: some sort of cop-scientist who wears really big 80s glasses rescues a girl from being sacrificed by a jungle tribe, so the tribe curses his leg to have 7 things burst out of it's blood vessels. Upon the 7th, he'll die. Chow Yun-Fat appears just long enough to give him some advice, and he decides to fight the leaders of the tribe before the 7th thing pops out. Way too much going on from minute to minute, but some of the highlights: karate against machine guns, native girls in wet tshirts, Indiana Jones-style sets, appearances by Maggie Cheung, the baby that's attached to the guy's chest in 'Total Recall', Rodan, that thing that pops out of the guy's chest in Alien, the Cryptkeeper, and some blood-covered demon babies that glow green & fly. Mostly, there's just a LOT of stuff coming out of the insides of people's bodies.