Dr. Winter The Songs of Food Safety cdr

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2010/2004
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Strongest stomachs only please! Hoary top 40 hits get irreparably mangled by cheap keyboard presets. But that's not enough, not when they could have their lyrics rewritten to reflect the obsessions of a California toxicologist. Do you know what rhymes with 'pathogens'? How about 'salmonella' or 'gastroenteritis'? The lab-coated songwriter here actually tours the conference circuit, getting tone-deaf CDC or World Health Organization employees to clap along to his soul-free R&B or off-key disco covers. My favorite moment is when he shouts 'sing it!' to a completely empty room. Tracklisting: Stomachache Tonight, I'm a Believer, Wash Your Hands, Stayin Alive, Microbes They Might Kill You/We Are the Microbes (medley), It Still Seems Like Food To Me, Don't Get Sicky With It, A Case of Norwalk, USDA, Lavate Las Manos, 50 Ways To Eat Your Oysters, Clonin' DNA, I Sprayed It On the Grapevine, Eat It, The Expert, I Will Survive, Rat Number 49, La Vaca Loca, No Frankenfood, Irradiation, Bumper Crop of Political Hate.